Even trade?

Did I say a few weeks ago I wouldn't trade my boys for anything? Well, lately I have been thinking a pet tortoise might be a reasonable trade. A tortoise would be quiet & slow moving, which would eliminate the running and screaming so prevalent in our home. They are docile creatures (no fighting)! A tortoise would also eat my grass, which would help with the summer mowing. I'm pretty sure it wouldn't pee around my toilet and some species even hibernate! Yes, I think 2 boys for a tortoise would be a good trade. Let me know if you know of any zoos looking for two crazy monkeys!